mile long

A physical attribute where a woman's nipples grow outward to an astounding degree when excited.

Her mile longs almost poked my eye out.

by plan September 01, 2006

mile long club

Having sex on a train makes you a part of this club.

I f****d my boyfriend between Grand Central and Stamford, so we're in the mile long club.

by olygirl August 08, 2005

Mile Long Club

Sex while riding the train: in coach. (So you have to do it in the bathroom like in the airplane "Mile High Club")

We need to take a train trip together long enough for us to join the Mile Long Club

by GeorgeStacey June 19, 2010

Mile-Long Spread

When the men and women from come together into a giant line, plant themselves on a road and then they all spread open their asscheeks far and wide forming a massive mile-long cheek-opened line of people in form of protest.

holy fuuck dude i just saw a Mile-Long Spread

by Rionox February 14, 2023

Mile long club

Sex in a bus bathroom.

Man i made it on the Mile long club with a fine girl..

by Smokertoker420 June 06, 2009

Mile Long Sub.

spin off of mile long club

this term is the under ground version. any form of sex on a subway. also see long bus.

after shopping my wife asked" what way are we going home" and i told her" we're taking the mile long sub. "

by mar'scorpio February 20, 2010

mile long club

A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.

My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.

by R. Reynolds December 11, 2008