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The act of breaking someone's face because of a mild annoyance.
" i open a door for them and instead of saying thank you and then holding the door open for me they just walk through like it was my job to open it for them" " I would love to break their face" Miki 2015

"If someone shows up with a broken face, they got miki'd" Miki 2015
miki'd by Dinothesir November 19, 2015
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Miki Dżem 

The sexiest guy in the universe. Always high af. Walks like a drunk octopus. Usually, you can see him in bushes of Wilanow, Poland. Prefers beer over vodka - a real man. He could easily play in the NBA, however he is not into being famous.
- Ey! Yo!!! Miki Dżem!
- Spierdalaj ty kurwo pisowska.
Miki Dżem by MikiDzemEnjoyer February 18, 2022

Miki dora 

A great surfer and very controversial character from the 60s. Started the locaslism movement which is still rampant on beaches in California and Hawaii today.
I dunno, Dora was nuts.
Miki dora by Dylan Hamilton April 4, 2005

Doing a Miki 

When you at any time abruptly stop what ever you are doing to go in to the shower to have an "easy-to-clean wank".
He muted discord to go do a Miki.
I enjoy doing a miki every now and then, the mess you make is super easy to clean.
Doing a Miki by Willupillu October 3, 2021

Dirty Miki 

A Dirty Miki is when you are passionately entwined in love making and your lover deposits quarters into your baby taco. Then later on you retrieve those quarters and use them to buy a soda at a vending machine while shaking your head, chuckling and thinking to your self "damn girl, you a Dirty Miki."
I was at the mall with my girlfriend and she was short change for a soda. Luckily I had some Dirty Miki money.
Dirty Miki by Da Mayor 32003 April 2, 2020
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