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Milivanillisecond
The amount of time that Milli Vanilli was popular. Taken from Important Things with Demetri Martin: Timing
Milivanillisecond by AntimatterKING August 22, 2009
minivan theory
A scientifically tested theory that proves the following:
1) If you are driving a motor vehicle in the passing lane of a highway and are suddenly forced to slow down because of a slow moving vehicle, 9 times out of 10 the vehicle causing the slowing is a minivan.
2) If you are driving a motor vehicle in any lane of a highway or throughfare and another vehicle is tailgating you, there is a likely probability that the vehicle is a minivan and the driver is a MALE that is pissed off that he is driving a minivan.
The following observations conclude the following:
No matter what, Minivans will never aid your driving experience and will always make it worse in every instance.
1) If you are driving a motor vehicle in the passing lane of a highway and are suddenly forced to slow down because of a slow moving vehicle, 9 times out of 10 the vehicle causing the slowing is a minivan.
2) If you are driving a motor vehicle in any lane of a highway or throughfare and another vehicle is tailgating you, there is a likely probability that the vehicle is a minivan and the driver is a MALE that is pissed off that he is driving a minivan.
The following observations conclude the following:
No matter what, Minivans will never aid your driving experience and will always make it worse in every instance.
Of course! A woman driving a minivan 30 miles an hour on the interstate. Do you need any further proof of minivan theory?
minivan theory by ragemeek March 27, 2007
minivan
Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist up the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
minivan by Minivanna White May 13, 2005
Mom's minivan
Related to the shocker, (two in the pink, one in the stink), Mom's minivan is performed with two fingers in the "pink" and a fist in the "stink."
Lady: Wanna do something special tonight, sweetie?
Lady's Partner: Sure honey! Would you like to try out Mom's minivan?
Lady: Golly, that sounds swell! Why would an act be called such a silly thing, though?
Lady's Partner: You know...two in the front, FIVE IN THE BACK!!!
Lady's Partner: Sure honey! Would you like to try out Mom's minivan?
Lady: Golly, that sounds swell! Why would an act be called such a silly thing, though?
Lady's Partner: You know...two in the front, FIVE IN THE BACK!!!
Mom's minivan by EwwGirls September 3, 2010
Miiverse
A place on the 3DS systems and the Wii U (also accessible on computers) where kids say Shrek is an equivalent of God and will take over the world. The place has old memes and new fads spammed across the communities. Trolls cry for attention, children complain over the simplest of things, and admin will ban you over the nothing. And yet, we continue to use it every single day.
I went on Miiverse and found that people spent their time spamming "I took an arrow to the knee" until they got banned.
Did you hear about the Miiverse badmins having such small cocks is the reason they ban people for little to no reason?
Miiverse logic lacks logic.
Did you hear about the Miiverse badmins having such small cocks is the reason they ban people for little to no reason?
Miiverse logic lacks logic.
Miiverse by Choji - ChaoticReign March 3, 2014
minivan
A car that is rarely seen driven outside of the suburbs, or by nonwhite/nonasian families. NEVER seen driven by people who are single.
minivan by Rodney Basil April 6, 2004