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midnight moos

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo
“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”
by Punanichicken December 12, 2019
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Midnight Moose

Morning breath.
The story of the Midnight Moose is that it's a moose, who goes around at night taking dumps in people's mouths as they sleep. So when they wake up, they have bad breath.
Lastnight I was visted by the Morning Moose.
by dmeech February 4, 2005
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