miden

best couple ever

girl: do u know a better couple?
boy: its literally ___
girl: no you idiot its literally miden… they r the best couple ever…

by miloballz June 8, 2023

Midnight Riptide

A band of the pop/rock/EDM genre founded by Melvin Georgℯ, Josh Scalz, Joy xx, Mimi Sparks, Terezija Štimec, Ricardo Forbes, Jerry Clark Tebbs, Richard Clash, Jordan Levy, and Sarah Vardi.

Midnight Riptide rocks
I luv Midnight Riptide

by Ripty December 27, 2017

Midnight Riptide

Is a multi genre band consisting members from different parts of the world.

Their debut single is called Cloud Memories.

"let's listen to Midnight Riptide, 'cuz they're great"

by melanie19 December 27, 2017

Maidenless

An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.

Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft

by Squambo March 7, 2022

The Mideast Beast

(n.) a satirical "news" website that focuses on issues from the middle east and generally tries to shed light on issues in a more detailed and locally-informed manner than other sites.

Wow, The Mideast Beast is killing it with some good laughs about the news.

by Jon Snow Lives June 9, 2018

midnight snack smack

To treat oneself to a quick cock rub in the middle of the night / to masterbate after midnight

I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.

by blumpkin25 January 19, 2016

Maidenless

The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.

Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed

by Thic.jonney March 8, 2022