Microsoft Points 

The currency created by Microsoft for when they take over the world.

"Hey you can't use those Euro's in here!"
"Huh?"
"We only accept Microsoft Points!"

Microsoft Points by SilentScream April 1, 2009

Microsoft Bing Points 

The type of thing that a 13 year old would use for 3 years to get a game that costs 60$ and will be played 3 times.

Me : Damn i got Sea of Thieves from using Microsoft Bing Points, it only took 3 years of nonstop searching
Owen : You know you can just sell shit on ebay that u found on the side of the road right

Microsoft Bing Points by Azman2 April 25, 2022