Mid 50’s privileged Caucasian with no verifiable employment history. Can be best identifed by finely manicured skullet and low credit score. Often proud of his many great friends (of which none will spend time with him). Rumored to be related to Dr. Suess due to lyrical content about women who are not his wife. Big tipper and favors career waitress. “A regular Mickhayes"
You had a parking lot bromance with a real mickhayes...he will write a song about you and sing it to his wife.
by Poserfanboy December 9, 2021