mick dick 

A short penis. Particularly, a short penis of an Irish man or of Irish descent.

NOTE: Not all Irish men have short penises but some describe themselves as having "mick dicks."

Sheila did not want to sleep with Ryan because he had a mick dick-- it was too short to give her pleasure.

mick dick by Sarula July 31, 2004

Big Dick Mick 

An urban legend of a 7 foot man with a massive dick

Holy Shit thats Big Dick Mick

Big Dick Mick by nos999 April 9, 2017

big dick mick 

when you face plant every time you get a boner because your feet can't touch the ground!

i tried to get up but i kept big dick micking it, so i had to wait till my boner went away!

big dick mick by adski91 June 24, 2021

DICK LICKIN MICK 

THIS IS USED AS A GAY SLUR.

THAT FUCKER IS A DICK LICKIN MICK.

DICK LICKIN MICK by THATWHATYOUGET4MESSINWITDABIGG July 14, 2018

mick dicks 

A slang term for the fast food restaurant McDonalds.

Hey dude I'm going to head out to grab a bite to eat, you up for it?

Ya but only if we're heading over to Mick Dicks, I'm craving the grease

mick dicks by Dala_1111111 September 10, 2010