mick dick

A short penis. Particularly, a short penis of an Irish man or of Irish descent.

NOTE: Not all Irish men have short penises but some describe themselves as having "mick dicks."

Sheila did not want to sleep with Ryan because he had a mick dick-- it was too short to give her pleasure.

by Sarula July 31, 2004

mick dicks

A slang term for the fast food restaurant McDonalds.

Hey dude I'm going to head out to grab a bite to eat, you up for it?

Ya but only if we're heading over to Mick Dicks, I'm craving the grease

by Dala_1111111 September 10, 2010

Big Dick Mick

An urban legend of a 7 foot man with a massive dick

Holy Shit thats Big Dick Mick

by nos999 April 9, 2017

big dick mick

when you face plant every time you get a boner because your feet can't touch the ground!

i tried to get up but i kept big dick micking it, so i had to wait till my boner went away!

by adski91 June 24, 2021