mick dick

A short penis. Particularly, a short penis of an Irish man or of Irish descent.

NOTE: Not all Irish men have short penises but some describe themselves as having "mick dicks."

Sheila did not want to sleep with Ryan because he had a mick dick-- it was too short to give her pleasure.

mick dick by Sarula July 31, 2004

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Big Dick Mick

An urban legend of a 7 foot man with a massive dick

Holy Shit thats Big Dick Mick

Big Dick Mick by nos999 April 9, 2017

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big dick mick

when you face plant every time you get a boner because your feet can't touch the ground!

i tried to get up but i kept big dick micking it, so i had to wait till my boner went away!

big dick mick by adski91 June 24, 2021

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DICK LICKIN MICK

THIS IS USED AS A GAY SLUR.

THAT FUCKER IS A DICK LICKIN MICK.

DICK LICKIN MICK by THATWHATYOUGET4MESSINWITDABIGG July 14, 2018

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mick dicks

A slang term for the fast food restaurant McDonalds.

Hey dude I'm going to head out to grab a bite to eat, you up for it?

Ya but only if we're heading over to Mick Dicks, I'm craving the grease

mick dicks by Dala_1111111 September 10, 2010

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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