michtak 

a person that is hardcore and definitley not an abercrombie and fitch model

is your name michtak

michtak by MICHTAK357 April 25, 2011

Michaked 

When a boy gets "friend zoned" or put in a state where a girl does not want to do sexual activities with you.

"Dude, Zach was trying so hard to get Addie to like him."
"Yeah he definitely got Michaked!"

"She says she loves me, but only as a friend."
"Man i think your getting Michaked"

Michaked by TheFakeVishiNaik July 2, 2012

Michtard 

A man who calls innocent children ugly, or posers.

Person 1:"Thats the michtard"
Person 2: "I don't want to be called ugly!"
Person 1: "Then o lets fricken run!"

Michtard by xxlaughymouth7d April 26, 2010

Mishtake

A mistake caused by a specific colleague

I will fix the mishtake tomorrow.

Mishtake by SMOOSJDOSJD July 29, 2022

Mishtake

A mistake that only happens when you experience limbo of unknowing for months as you plummet into losing your mind only to see the light at the end of the tunnel be the warm smile of a person similar to Griffith, from Berserk, shake your hand and then commit ultimate betrayal, losing all at once. It's really the slow crescendo into utter mental destruction that makes it all worth while. :) Oh also, the Griffith character has to commit acts of defamation, I forgot that part. However, after the final aftermath of a mishtake, the only real losers, hypocrites, and burnouts are those who fall out of your life along one of your darkest times in your life. The rebirth after a mishtake is one that outshines the dark gloomy hearts of lost souls who have no purpose but to reap the pastures of nothingness.

Yo good thing you made that mishtake last year. Imagine if you made it during the time where you experienced the most change and had no foundation to support your near fall into lunacy. That would've sucked man.

Mishtake by An Omnipotent God December 4, 2022