The world is an interesting place with changes and troubles to say the least. For many, the phenomenon of creation is based on
religion and perhaps science for some. This story of creation has little to do with
religion or science but has everything to do with an individual who has achieved every aspect of life. Michael C. Hall was the first
man to walk on the rings of Saturn and the first actor and actress (because he is neither
man or women but an element of the spiritual world) to play in a
hit HBO series entitled “Dexter”. The character Dexter is
based upon the real life of Michael C. Hall, no aspect of the series is written because camera crews film his life on a day-to-day base. He is renown for his creation of the band Journey and their
hit song “Don’t Stop Believing” (which he wrote and composed as he brushed his teeth, always brush your teeth). His morning gristle is always fresh and he does not require a clean shave since his gristle is permanent at its current and ideal length. Michael C. Hall completes his morning exercise routine that consists of a brisk sprint to the Galapagos Islands, followed by a three-legged race to the
Canadian Arctic Archipelago of Northern Canada that is situated in the Arctic Ocean on his own. The
sweat that accumulates during this morning routine is collected and used to sustain the growth of the worlds Aloe plant supply. Michael C. Hall is the manliest
man to walk the Earth and has an IQ of
forever. It has been speculated that the cure for polio lies within Michael C. Hall’s blood, but it could never be proven, as it may possibly never be extracted for the reason that his skin is far too rugged for any needle or medical utensil to puncture, although in all likelihood this is indeed a fact. Whenever somebody asks the question “Why?”, Michael C. Hall is the only
person on earth who can answer with “because” without being prompted for any further explanation. The Grand Canyon is actually not a canyon at all. After great controversy it was proven to be a gaping hole left by Michael C. Hall after he dug up enough sand to construct The Great Pyramids located in Egypt (which of course he built by hand in between tapings of his
hit reality television biography, “Dexter”). “Michael C. Hall” is only Michael C. Hall’s full first name. His full name is “Michael C. Hall That
Bad Son of a Bitch”, but to prevent poop
boots (a mess), he recommends you call him by his first name only. Note: The following has been documented with confidence of authenticity.
Jon: Did you hear about that movie coming out next week?
Shaun: Yeah, the one that has to be projected on a solid sheet of diamond to be viewed.
Jon:
Man, Michael C. Hall and Samuel L. Jackson are going to be something else.
