mhelbert

mhelbert is somoene who is just very genuine and simple hearted. They want to have fun and not be caged.

mheberting ting ting ting

mhelbert means genuine

by Hansung_Galaxy May 15, 2022

Melbert

An ancient beast of Norse legend. Half man, Half beast. It is large, in charge, and quite hairy. Most people, when first exposed to this beast, need photographic proof due to its alarming appearance. Characteristics include long hair, epic beard forged by Thor himself, metal tee shirts or rugby tee shirts, and a quizzical expression dawned before he feeds.

My sister was walking home alone last night and saw a large hairy beast leap from one building to another. She claims it was a Melbert."

by Chris of Tian July 28, 2010

Melbert

Hot chick. Someone with a great body.

That babe at the bus stop was a total Melbert.

by bigdonnie April 12, 2008