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Mexican sticky balls 

There are two types of Mexican sticky balls.
1) A food dish which does not exist as far as I know, where Rice, Beans, and other Mexican ingredients are baked and then covered in salsa, and they are sticky.
2) After a Mexican male is done running (most likely from the police) and he cools down a little bit, he will probably have Mexican sticky balls. It takes a little while for their balls to become sticky, because the sweat has to thicken a little bit. Right when they stop their balls are just wet and slippery. Trust me.
Wife: What's that on my face?
Me: Oh, those are my Mexican sticky balls.
Mexican sticky balls by Rondon January 1, 2008

Mexican Stinky Balls 

When you intentionally fart while t-bagging someone
Mike was such a dick to me last night that not only did i t-bag him this morning but i went the extra mile and gave him the mexican stinky balls

Mexican Stinky Balls 

A sexual act when the man defecates on his own genitals and then has his partner lick them clean.
After giving his girlfriend a Dirty Sanchez Dave decided to go a step further by giving her the old Mexican Stinky Balls.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026