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mexican goggles 

the art of placing your testicles into someones eye sockets prefferebly as they sleep or are in some way rendered unconcious.sometimes mistaken as tea bagging. your own testicles can also be substituted with an animals. preferably an old dogs balls.
E.G.--after we spiked the young ladies drink we formed an orderly que to have a photo taken with our testicles placed into her eye sockets giving her mexican goggles
mexican goggles by lukeyhurf January 25, 2007
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Mexican Eye Goggles 

Hanging your nuts in the eye sockets of your best girl while she lays on her back, causing her to experience a testicular eclipse.
When I gave Sue the Mexican Eye Goggles she thought the power went out!
Mexican Eye Goggles by Hoz-B November 22, 2007

Mexican spicy goggles 

When a male dips his testicals in hot sauce and places them on a unsuspecting victims eye sockets while they are sleeping. This results in the victims eyes and eye sockets burning the next day.
Dude i totally gave that girl a Mexican spicy goggles
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