After a big world cup victory, a mexican earthquake shook the city, fucking the germans in its wake.
by glamthrax June 20, 2018
It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.
I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!
by Bricky Ricky July 24, 2024