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mexican chicken finger 

Whe you apply a liberal amount of extra spicy mexican hot sauce to your cock and trust the spicy drumstick into a gilr's filthy snatch. She will then begin to scream "ayeee, ayeee" and love you forever. Strictly for classy immigrants that speak little English.
"Yo, I put Frank's Red Hot all over my dong and hammered her until her pussy looked like a taco that got stepped on my an angry walrus."
mexican chicken finger by Nick June 11, 2006

Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart
I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants
Mexican Check valve by Fucko October 27, 2021

Mexican pube check 

When you chop a bunch of jalapeños and then accidentally touch your dick and balls.
Man I accidentally gave myself a Mexican pube check while I was making lunch!
Mexican pube check by oltigod June 18, 2022