metrojew

a male who is obsessed with his looks but is reluctant to spend money on anything other than beauty products or sunbed sessions.

It's minus 2 outside and that guy has turned the heating off. He's such a metrojew!

by big daddy cool January 5, 2010

metrojewish

An adjective describing a non-jewish person who physically and/or behaviorally resembles a jew.

Matt: You have a large nose, an egg shaped head, and and are really cheap.

Ethan: I know! I'm totally metrojewish!

by TARP95 October 11, 2010