metripster

A moniker for one that qualifies as both a metro-sexual and a hipster.

Gavin’s grooming habits and appreciation of gastronomy clearly categorizes him as a metripster!

metripster by TheCase March 29, 2022

metahipster 

A subgenre of hipster that constantly satirizes stereotypical hipster behavior. Completely incomprehensible to normal people, irritating and awkward to normal hipsters. Can be genuine, trolls, or both.

Hipster: "Hey, Animal Collective is having a free concert in the city tomorrow. Do you want to--"
Metahipster: "--I can't go. I'm getting my mop-top done in the morning and are taking an evening shift at the Marxist bookstore to help pay for these pants that I definitely got at a thrift shop and not Uniqlo."
Hipster: "Um... wait, what?"

metahipster by mhipsterdom September 2, 2010

metahipster 

A hipster that is so ironic they do something considered mainstream or opposite of hipster.

a metahipster might do the following: Go to Georgia tech, major in math, watch football, wear button-down shirts

metahipster by Opposite of a G July 12, 2012

metahipster 

(n.) hipsters too hipster to actually to be hipsters themselves.

Metahipster: "I'm too hipster for skinny jeans and Grizzly Bear."

metahipster by halveraptor November 6, 2009

Merpster

A person that sits awkwardly in awkward situations not knowing what to say.

When Katie was questioned about her subpar work by her manager she simply stated 'merp' this is the act of being a 'merpster'

Merpster by Boitonoius February 7, 2023