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metal straw 

Only what every single cool kid ever uses if they care about saving the turtles...
Oh, yeah, my metal straw has one hole.
metal straw by Furrylover420 May 21, 2019
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metal straw 

what vsco girls use to help sAVe tHE TurTleS while really doing nothing to help at all
VSCO GIRL- SKSKKSKSKSKSKS AND I OOP!! GIRLS, DID YOU BRING YOUR METAL STRAWS?
VSCO GIRL GANG- SKSJSKKSJKSJS TEA!! "OF COURSE GIRL!" AND I OOP
metal straw by chloeisalwaysright August 27, 2019

Metal straw 

A straw that vsco girls use with their tea or water it’s so annoying
Omg you like my metal straw save the sea turtles sksksksksk

Metal straw 

Usually for drinking but also used as a sketchy dab rig or nectar collectar by heating up one end and pressing it onto dabs vaporizing it while sucking on the other end to inhale the smoke and getting high.
Let's go smoke some dabs, don't judge me I only have a metal straw.
Metal straw by Stonerjew December 23, 2019

metal straw 

they look cool and don't help used by vsco girls and people that have braces because they have to use straws with soda and want to have a straw that will last long
metal straw by Frydtost September 20, 2019

Metal Straw Progressive 

The type of liberal you may know who cares about the environment and animal rights, but doesn't seem concerned about issues of intersectionality, social class, racism, or human rights. If they do care about anything related to human rights, it's usually just white feminism.
"Kristin may own a metal straw and use recyclable bags, but she called Middle-Eastern woman a terrorist. She is an example of a Metal Straw Progressive."

Metal straws 

A metal version of something we all have just more fucking expensive
Omg metal straws #savetheturtles
Metal straws by Fucktwit September 29, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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