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When you tell the world that you are pregnant but really you are just wearing ridiculously oversized moonbumps and paying a surrogate on the side to have a baby for you.
"Oh good Lord, she's megnant again".
Megnant by goforloulou April 19, 2023
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a smart, logical girl who understands that the majority of consumers in america are idiots who play into whatever big businesses want them to believe
Wow, that girl is a real megna. she truly gets how stupid the people around us are.
megna by markovich January 7, 2014
Derviving from ancient Persian times, Mesghal is a measurment of weight. Usually used in the description of Saffron weight one Mesghal equals 4.6-4.7 US Grams.
Omeed: "Hey Nima I'll trade you one Mesghal of Weed for a Mesghal of Saffron."

Nima: "Nigga you must be crazy a Mesghal of Saffron is worth way more."
Mesghal by PersianPimp336 November 2, 2009
Brooke: Dude you're fucking megnant!
Jackie: I just wanted to get laid. Now I'm married and pregnant.
Brooke: That sucks... You should've used a condom
Megnant by M. McMuffin January 25, 2008
Meshna is someone who truly cares and thinks about the welfare of people around her but decides to hide it through her extreme sarcastic jokes. She is also a very sensitive person but knows how to hide her feelings with a simple smile. Having a Meshna in your life is one of the greatest feels as you know she will always be here for you no matter what and will manage to make you smile whenever you are down. This is Meshna.
Oh my god, she is so sweet. I bet some Meshna blood run through her veins.
Meshna by Johnson1499 May 16, 2019
a bright, young girl who is fun, stubborn, and a daredevil. Her name means "fertile cloud."
Wow, she is a total Megna. I really like this
Megna by CookieMonsterWillEatYou! February 3, 2020