merp merp 

It literally means nothing ang

Sam: Lauren I love you
Lauren: merp merp

merp merp by lillongo October 10, 2020

merp merp 

It literally means nothing ang

Sam: Lauren I I love you
Lauren: merp merp

merp merp by lillongo October 10, 2020

Merp

The sound you nonchalantly utter when there are no more fucks left to give.

When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."

Merp by NickFresh215 July 17, 2018

Merp

Ussually used when there is nothing else to say, but can be used as a response to a yes or no question (or other types of questions) when you dont want to answer it. It can be used repeatedly to avoid answering a question.

Boy: "Wanna go out for a date tonight?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "What?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "Do you?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "..."
Girl: "Merp."

Merp by Zross June 23, 2014

Merp

the sound a Sergal makes

also, praise the merp.

Sergal: Merp

every furry in a 30-kilometer distance: AWFUFFWIFOPOIPOI SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE

Merp by ThunderTheFurry December 1, 2020

merp

a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation

boy: wanna make out

girl:....um no

boy: merp

merp by ur dad 84 69 July 3, 2012

Merp

Maybe I'll Eventually Respond Properly

A: Hey, what's going on?

B: My dog died

A: are you ok?

B: Merp

Merp by Bbcb September 22, 2014