Merminder

A sad reminder.

This is a merminder that you have an appointment for a root canal after work.

Merminder by thenahas0527 March 25, 2016

merpNderp 

When a situation seems like merp, but ends up being derp.

Disappointment.

You end up pulling some quality cheek.
"merp"

She ends up having a penis.
"derp"

Hence, merpNderp.

merpNderp by ShredGnarShark July 8, 2012

Mermaider 

Mermaid murder; the act of killing mermaids and/or being killed by a mermaid

"This one's called "Mermaider". It's about mermaid murder! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER!"

Mermaider by Joe Bob Briggs April 16, 2007

mertender 

Someone who takes care of a mermaid, woman with a tail.

That mermaid we hired had such a caring mertender.

mertender by MertenderMatthew July 13, 2017

mermaider 

its metal for fish!

dothklok plays mermaider in only the most brutal place on earth, the bottom of the ocean

mermaider by santaire January 28, 2008

Merminge

Term used to describe a vagina that becomes exceedingly wet during intercourse. Word derived from the belief that the lady in question is half mermaid.

If I'd known I was going to be facing a merminge I would've brought a pair of water wings and goggles with me...

Merminge by Charmingly Shallow April 14, 2008

Momminders 

When a Mom constantly reminds her kids to do things they don't want to do. Having to always remind the kids is annoying on both parts but she did it with love. Momminders are given by the best Moms!

The dedictated Mom was constantly giving her kids Momminders to do their homework, clean their rooms, walk the dog, and take out the garbage. The Momminders were annoying to give and receive but were always given with love.

Momminders by suzgirl September 8, 2019