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Pussy that's always wet and turned on ready to go.
I just have to kiss my girl and she gets mermaid pussy.
by Missthe90s December 29, 2014
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A Pussy That Is So Beautiful And Wet , Stays Wet All The Time ☺️ Makes You Fall In A Deep Love Trance ❤️ So Magical You Wonder If It’s Real 🤔
Man This Girl I Been Messing Around With Has Some Mermaid Pussy . I’m Really Feeling Her But I’m Not Sure If She Feels The Same “
by Asher_21 November 8, 2017
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Mermaid Puss

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If one's penis has encountered this type of poontang it has been known to take a firm grasp upon thy physical/mental state.
Rick: Atlantis baby!
Morty: That was amazing!
Rick: Got some of that Mermaid Puss!
Morty: Really hoping it wasn't a one-off thing and I can see her again. By the way, hey, um, still not curious about what mighta happened at that crazy citadel place?
Rick: Not at all Morty, that place will never have any bearing over our lives ever again, unlike that Mermaid Puss!

Morty + Rick: Yeah! Woo! Yeah! We're going back for seconds! We're gonna do that shit every week!
by Rumpleclitskin September 5, 2018
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