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Gorgeous, talented, special person. People with this name rarely stay alone for long. It is hard to find people like this, when you finally find this rare person, cherish her and keep her for as long as you can.
Mercene is a beautiful girl, like a rose
Mercene by correct woman March 27, 2009
The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.
When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.
merceness by tonya barnett December 15, 2008
The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.
When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.
merceness by tonya barnett March 26, 2007

Ziua Mondială a Merdenelei

An annual holiday celebrated on August 21st to commemorate the historic cultural clash in Bucharest known as "The War of the Merdenele". The day honors solidarity with local, authentic tradition over corporate pretentiousness and elitist gatekeeping.

Origin
On August 21, 2026, Edmond Niculușcă, co-founder of the high-end establishment La Mița Biciclista, posted a condescending critique aimed at Patiseria Amzei. He mocked the bakery's legendary pastry artisan, Nea Mihai, claiming his iconic cheese pastries (merdenele) were just cheap junk filled with "margarine and broken cheese" tasted only by unrefined locals.

The internet instantly revolted against the elitist "butter vs. margarine" snobbery. In a massive wave of poetic justice, thousands of Bucharest residents mobilized. Massive, hours-long queues formed at Nea Mihai's small bakery, forcing them to extend hours to keep up with demand. Meanwhile, protesters initiated "Mișcarea Merdenea" (The Merdenea Movement), buying the pastries from Amzei and eating them directly on the steps of La Mița Biciclista.

How to Celebrate
• Eat a Merdenea: Purchase a hot, flaky cheese pastry from a local, family-owned patiserie.
• Support Nea Mihai: Buy directly from traditional establishments.
• The "Edmond" Flex: Eat your pastry directly outside a luxury cafe or historic villa while making eye contact with the staff.
• Reject Butter Snobbery: Wear the smell of traditional pastry grease proudly.
Person A: "Did you see that new artisanal bistrot charging 45 RON for a single croissant?"
Person B: "Yeah, total Edmond energy. Come on, let's go celebrate Ziua Mondială a Merdenelei at Amzei and support Nea Mihai instead!"
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