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Meowrning 

How cat people and people that think they are part cat say Good Morning
Good meowrning, how are you today?

What a good meowrning it is.
Meowrning by moonandstars713 December 3, 2019

Meowcenaries

A cat who fights for payment
the meowcenaries fought against the dogs for some catnip & milk
Meowcenaries by MIGGITTY April 30, 2009

meowcenary

A meowcenary is like a superhero character that kills all the bad cats. They are hipster cats on a mission. If you have a problem with catty people - call on a Meowcenary. Full disclosure: Meowcenaries are motivated to take part in hostile missions especially if there is promise of free drinks, or a starring role in a YouTube video.
Ask for a meowcenary, they are fed up and ready to kill!
meowcenary by ChairmanMeow August 13, 2010

Meowernity leave

When you take off work to to take care of a new litter of kittens.
Jason will be out for the rest of the week on meowernity leave. His cat, Wiskers, just gave birth.

meowgender 

you are are a fatherless child who USED TO stan dream

before you were a dumbass weirdo

now your even a bigger weirdo
meowgender is stanning this idiot who uses slurs and you are somehow attracted
your probably some ugly kawaii kid
Daughter: I think i'm meowgender....
Dad: I'm leaving, see you!

Daughter: I'm actually fatherless now..

meowretard 

guy: I fucking hate meowretard’s cringey ass server
guy 2: ikr
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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