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Fuck You Pay Me
A contractor to a company would say,

"I don't care what don't like about it. Its done and I'm not changing it, fupm."
by TheRealHarmor July 11, 2009

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A more extreme and forceful version of Fark's gbtw meaning "Get The Fuck Back To Work".

This is usually a final reply to a long series of useless or unproductive statements to encourage a group to return to their jobs.
STOP wasting time you fucktards.


Or I'll fire all you fucks and replace you with monkeys.
by TheRealHarmor April 10, 2011

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When you take off work to to take care of a new litter of kittens.
Jason will be out for the rest of the week on meowernity leave. His cat, Wiskers, just gave birth.
by TheRealHarmor May 25, 2016

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