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When you are in the top 2% of IQ you can join Mensa

When you are also in the top 2% of penis size (roughly greater than 6.9 inches pending research? One study indicates >7 inches to be top 1%) you can be a Mensalo

That mf is socially awkward but processes quickly and claims some size - I bet he’s a Mensalo.

mensalo by DyvCush May 14, 2023

Words you can keep

mentaloid

Someone lacking in complete mental awareness or faculty

Trump is a complete mentaloid

mentaloid by master pjesdrw34 December 10, 2017

Related Words

mensalo • menalopia • mensalactophorophobia • Mensaly retarded • mensao • Menslogik • mentaloid • MentalOverlord • Mental Orgasm • Mensa Corner

Mensaly retarded

A person who is extremely intelligent but has difficulty functioning in the real world. Referring to Mensa the organization of people scoring in the top 2% on IQ tests.

He is so mensaly retarded, he can discuss physics but he can't operate a can opener.

Mensaly retarded by AJ Dob November 24, 2004

mensao

adj. mensao·er, mensao·est.

1. The public act of a subdued nature, of low intensity and strength esp. when one is not inherently so.

My boyfriend is the epitome of mensaoness; he is the most chivalrous of men in public but he is like an animal when we are alone together.

mensao by lucia.loves.phil October 23, 2011

mensalactophorophobia

Morbid fear of milk cartons used as jugs and left on a table.

Your mother-in-law has got mensalactophorophobia. You'd better get a proper earthenware jug for that cow juice right NOW.

mensalactophorophobia by Fearman October 30, 2007

MentalOverlord

A batshit crazy gamer who lives to fuck with people on PSN

Fuck, I'm on the same team as MentalOverlord

MentalOverlord by Matxar August 15, 2014

menalopia

A non existent disease discovered in Menalopia, Syria.

Yo, u have menalopia. Lmao

menalopia by Thick daddy omen February 2, 2021

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026