mensalo

When you are in the top 2% of IQ you can join Mensa

When you are also in the top 2% of penis size (roughly greater than 6.9 inches pending research? One study indicates >7 inches to be top 1%) you can be a Mensalo

That mf is socially awkward but processes quickly and claims some size - I bet he’s a Mensalo.

by DyvCush May 14, 2023

mentaloid

Someone lacking in complete mental awareness or faculty

Trump is a complete mentaloid

by master pjesdrw34 December 10, 2017

Mensaly retarded

A person who is extremely intelligent but has difficulty functioning in the real world. Referring to Mensa the organization of people scoring in the top 2% on IQ tests.

He is so mensaly retarded, he can discuss physics but he can't operate a can opener.

by AJ Dob November 24, 2004

mensao

adj. mensao·er, mensao·est.

1. The public act of a subdued nature, of low intensity and strength esp. when one is not inherently so.

My boyfriend is the epitome of mensaoness; he is the most chivalrous of men in public but he is like an animal when we are alone together.

by lucia.loves.phil October 23, 2011

mensalactophorophobia

Morbid fear of milk cartons used as jugs and left on a table.

Your mother-in-law has got mensalactophorophobia. You'd better get a proper earthenware jug for that cow juice right NOW.

by Fearman October 30, 2007

MentalOverlord

A batshit crazy gamer who lives to fuck with people on PSN

Fuck, I'm on the same team as MentalOverlord

by Matxar August 15, 2014

menalopia

A non existent disease discovered in Menalopia, Syria.

Yo, u have menalopia. Lmao

by Thick daddy omen February 2, 2021