mengontol 

An Indonesian curse word to use when someone doxxes you online

David: *sends Blix’s home address to an online groupchat*
Blix: Mengontol

mengontol by anak meme February 27, 2021

mengontol 

mengontol is a pun on the word "dick" when people usually use it when they're making jokes. But it's still not polite to say

Anak itu sedang mengontol bola (The boy is controlling the ball)
Anak itu sedang mengontrol bola (The boy is controlling the ball)

mengontol by Vytenic kalaciovas July 13, 2021

mengontol 

Mengontol is verb from kontol which is mean cock in english. Mengontol is said when when your friend tells a joke that is actually funny but makes you angry

John: hey michael, can i fuck your mom?
Michael: mengontol

mengontol by Picardia February 28, 2021

Mongonto 

Mongontos(as) Are known for breaking into houses and cars, extreme Mongontos have been known to kill cops. They are identified by the large "M" carved into their back using a butterfly knife. Many also carve things into their neck or cheeks to express their loyalty to the whole Mongonto family.They believe themselves to be oppressed heroes. Rich white kids are the most common kind of Mongonto (or Mongonta depending on your sex) but also other races. Being a mongonto is not limited to your race or skin color. True Mongontos never kill unless are threatened by a cop. Many times are children of drug dealers. Mostly found in the UK. The band "GaijinLondon" is said to be the main band and common tune of all Mongontos. Their music is said to go straight to a true Mongontos soul and influence how they commit their "crimes" and what they steal. Their official weapon is the butterfly knife. Many of the igrls seductive clothing which in case of a cop ruining their plans there is still a hope of getting close to him and seducing him, close enough to get away that is.

"The mongonto broke into my house and stole my grandfather clock, I knew she was a mononto because i saw the M scar on her back."

Mongonto by Mongonta4_eva August 3, 2009

Mangontodaycalaloopy

When your looking outside your window and you just see beautiful sunny skies AND your just like ahh it's a beautiful day outside

It just such a Mangontodaycalaloopy day, I just love Mangontodaycalaloopy days their the best

Mangontodaycalaloopy by Mangontodaycalaloopy January 14, 2021

mongonto 

drinking rotten juice and battery packs then the person whose eyes rolls over first gets tied to a trailer and get towed

this fucking muslim mongonto is retarded

mongonto by kwataffel123 June 10, 2022