memeaphone

A device used primarily to scroll through memes.

Gotta put down my memeaphone for a moment to get my food out of the microwave.

memeaphone by lukebot March 21, 2020

megaphone life 

A term to describe the compulsive behavior of putting everything you do “on blast” such as on FB, Instagram, tweeting, blogging and the like.

It eventually became clear to all of her friends and followers that she was living the megaphone life to obscure the fact that her life was in truth, completely empty.

megaphone life by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

megaphoned

To shout in a VERY loud voice.

I megaphoned 'O-8 last night and then they tried to arrest me.

megaphoned by Ann Brown April 10, 2008

mamaphone 

Someone who sounds like your mother, either in vocal quality, mannerism, or content. (Etymology: A quasi-homophone of homophone.)

Caller: Hello, is John there?
John: Yeah, it's me, Mom.
Caller: Actually, this is Janice from AT&T. Would you like to upgrade your service? We're offering a special to people in your area.
John: <hangs up> Dang, I was tricked by that mamaphone!

Girlfriend: Frank, be back here by 7. No excuses.
Frank: Yes, dear.
Frank's bro: Dude, your mamaphone girlfriend just set you a curfew!

mamaphone by QuinP December 13, 2010

Memephore 

Prounounced: "mem-a-for"

When you use a meme to express metaphorically what something is like.

Me: That is an accurate memephore to describe the current situation
You: cool.gif

Memephore by mexican_jesus April 10, 2019

people's megaphone 

An activity performed by a crowd in which the crowd repeats all the words of a single speaker giving a speech. Invented to circumvent rules against electronic means of amplification of anyone's voice in certain public areas during protests. Although suitably disconcerting and emotional, pretty much useless for any actual communication.

Although Michael Moore made effective use of the people's megaphone, the fact remains that he is a douchebag.

people's megaphone by Spaceboot1 October 21, 2011

megaphone

Besides the well-known term used for the description of something that amplifies people's voices (or grunts) with the intent mainly being on annoying everyone in a 1 mile radius.

To the same effect, a megaphone is also a person that thinks the person on the receiving end of the phone conversation must be deaf, or they are at a rave, so their voice must overcome all other noises. No matter what, their grating utterances find their way into your brain, often causing it to melt completely, or if you are lucky, cause your cells to spontaneously combust. If you are not lucky, then you are left alive, and must live with these people until you are so old that you do go deaf, or fall down a stairwell and (due to the immense friction created), spontaneously combust.

You will know these "megaphones" when you see them, as they talk rather loudly (even when off the phone), and often resemble small useless animals. Like poodles. They are mainly self-important individuals that think they are the sole creator of the universe, and of course, their opinions are fact, up is down, and left is actually right.

I have a sneaking suspicion these devils are somehow connected with the big brother.

There is no cure, short of eliminating all said individuals, and or taking out their vocal cords (or tongue).

"Oh crap, I just got done talking to a megaphone, and I think she blew my zarking eardrums out! aieeee!"

megaphone by Hans le Noir December 23, 2005