Melbourne Cup 

Best excuse for a long weekend. Ever.

What a waste of money, time, horses... but still, the Melbourne Cup gets me 2 extra days off school in November!

Melbourne Cup by highway to mel April 17, 2006

Melbourne Cup 

Australia's biggest and richest horse race. The nation stops at 3:10 on the 1st Tuesday of November to watch 'The Cup'.

Won in 2003 by 'Makybe Diva'. Ridden by Glen Boss.

Melbourne Cup by Diego November 5, 2003

Melbourne Cup 

Holding a testical in each hand while performing felatio.

The trophy from which it takes its name has three handles.

Last time I was in Sydney I was invited into the toilets for a Melbourne Cup.

Melbourne Cup by Milliways November 4, 2013

Melbourne Cup 

When a person smuggles Ketamine pills to a nightclub/festival inside a bucket hat.

"How are out getting the stuff in man?" "I'm Melbourne Cupping it"

"Matt is our Melbourne Cup for the day"

Melbourne Cup by Fu_Manchu November 30, 2013

Melbourne Cup 

Makybe Diva was 9/1.

$300 000 Bet = $2 400 000 - Outlay

Melbourne Cup by Diego November 6, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008