A Melbee is one tough princessa. Kind of like a Melissa, but with a hard edge, like a tortoise shell. Don't let her good looks fool you, if you cross a Melbee, it's time to start reciting the Rosary. And if you see a Melbee with a child, watch out. The fierce intensity exponentially grows. However, to tame a Melbee, you can bring her shiny things, especially of the sea and she'll open her heart to you and you'll enter the wing of protection.
Dayum, that guy got his ass handed to him by a Melbee.
by PB+S=4Ever June 13, 2015
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