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If you know a Meleece, you are a lucky person because it’s hard to find a better friend or lover in the world than a Meleece. She needs some pretty huge sleeves because that’s where she wears her heart and that beautiful thing is the size of Texas. A talented, artistic soul, you will be in her awe as long as you know her for the silk she spins out of her mind. Her massive genius also manifests itself in hilarity. If you have the great fortune of hanging out with her for any length of time she will have you laughing until you cry because, although she is beautiful and brilliant, she is also hilarious. She is a trifecta of hotness, hilarity, and brilliance that is hard to find in a mere mortal, but Meleece does it all and is justifiably beloved by all who meet her because despite her godlike incredibleness she leaves you feeling better about yourself every time you see her.
Were you just talking to Meleece?
I was. I need to go home now and shower in angel tears because my body can’t physically handle the celestiality of her proximity.
Meleece by Bloopsnatcher54321 June 18, 2022
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A big Nasty fat smelly ass bitch with a cameltoe bigger than the grand canyon that doesn’t have anything better to do than eat all fucking day and be a thunder cunt
Holy shit! Look at that thunder cunt with a grand canyon camel toe! Also is she eating pancakes??? Her name must be meliece!
Meliece by Meliece biggens July 20, 2020

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026