melakos 

a person who satisfies themselves by baiting things out; a rare species that prides itself on its ability to be bait, where any secret, conversation, or situation is never safe because at any moment this empty creature will make all the facts known with no regard for secrecy or privacy.

originating from the ancient greek word, malaka, which is an empty ahole

"The surprise birthday we planned for Steve fell apart because she's a melakos and now he knows all the details!"

"I tried to lie and say I wasn't available but then Ellen pulled a melakos and now I have to go in to work"

melakos by boxster699 March 31, 2010

melanosyndesmoanachondrorrhexis 

A disease that causes retardation, skin discoloration, and homosexual urges that are acted upon every day. This disease was first found in a male human named Lu Sun. Currently, there is no treatment for this disease and Lu refuses to undergo testing because he enjoys the urges.

Lu's melanosyndesmoanachondrorrhexis caused him to make out with Yang Gao.

melanosyndesmoanachondrorrhexis by CLCV101 April 9, 2008

Melatosanin

Definition: A funny and expressive way for anyone to describe how they feel — like a personal “energy level.”

Since everyone has melanin, Melatocanin represents the natural energy and mood that lives in all of us. When you’re full of life, excitement, and good vibes, your Melatocanin is high. When you’re tired, sad, or just not feeling it, your Melatocanin is low.

⚠️ This word can only be used by people with a good sense of humor.

Created by IG @eddiestaylor

Pronunciation: mel-uh-toe-sah-nin

“Why are you dancing this early?” — “Because my Melatosanin is sky high today!”
“You seem quiet.” — “Yeah, my Melatosanin running on low power right now.”
“He always joking around — his Melatosanin stays up!”

Melatosanin by eddiestaylor October 30, 2025