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Fart Meiser 

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.
Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.
Fart Meiser by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011
Related Words
meiver meijer meaver mervert Miiverse mever meiser Mehverage Meier meiler
a nickname for the city of denver, because of the belief that men outnumber women drastically...
dude 1: you guys wanna hit up denver this summer?

dude 2: you mean menver? fuck no!
menver by obasnoj October 10, 2010

Miiverse 

A place on the 3DS systems and the Wii U (also accessible on computers) where kids say Shrek is an equivalent of God and will take over the world. The place has old memes and new fads spammed across the communities. Trolls cry for attention, children complain over the simplest of things, and admin will ban you over the nothing. And yet, we continue to use it every single day.
I went on Miiverse and found that people spent their time spamming "I took an arrow to the knee" until they got banned.

Did you hear about the Miiverse badmins having such small cocks is the reason they ban people for little to no reason?

Miiverse logic lacks logic.
A place for stoned teenagers to hang out at 3 am. Often pronounced possessive (Meijer's).
Example? Um... "Gee, a lot of stoned teenagers walk around in Meijer at 3 am!"
meijer by nrrork October 6, 2005
A grocery chain based out of Michigan that Wal-Mart and Target stole their "superstore" format from. The company that laid me off.
What I wouldn't give to have my job at Meijer back...
meijer by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Meijering 

The verb giving to the action of entering a Meijer with no intention of buying anything. Usually late at night.
"What do you want to do?"
"Let's go to Meijer."
"Yes! Let's go MEIJERING!"
Meijering by meijer enthusiast March 15, 2010