The worst thing you could ever call a girl named Meghan. She will hate you with all your life. If your name is Sam don't say your Sammy Hammy. It's just not cool. Meghan will not speak up to confront you about it, so leave her alone.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).