One who solicits the sexual services of rotund women; one who pimps thick bitches.

Pronounced: meh-gah-guy-no-mon-ger.
"Daaaawg--we need some thick bitches in a hot minute."
"Shall we consult the local business directory for a megagynomonger?"
". . . a'ight."
by Ken[ny] (Young) September 15, 2007
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