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Mediocre White 

1. A person that consumes black culture (hip-hop, shows, style), but isn’t connected to it and never understands it.

2. a person, probably a straight white dude, that becomes a carbon copy at a PWI that has no sense of individual identity. Usually, seen juggling an irrelevant ass opinion and being talentless.
Jessica: *minding her own business*
Brad: Can I give you my opinion?
Jessica: N-
Brad: I think your hair is ugly.

Jessica: Bu-
Brad: and you should try a new cut.

Jessica walks away to Trisha

Trisha: you know Brad is a mediocre white, don’t let him get under your skin.

Jessica: I know, I know. He’s been copying answers from Josh his entire school career. Talentless, bitch.

Mediocre white guy

A man with ancestry primarily from Europe, raised with privilege, and who did not have to be exceptional to succeed. They just have to be male with the right skin color and pedigree.
The only one who thinks DEI is a bad thing, is the mediocre white guy that was beaten out by a person of color who had to work 10 times harder to get there.
Mediocre white guy by Jhghj February 26, 2025

MWM (Mediocre White Male) 

Pejorative term referring to Mediocre White Male (or Man or Men). MWMs are often unaware of their mediocrity and behave as though they are exceptional. The term relies, in part, on the contradiction in the statistical reality that most white men ARE, by definition, mediocre, but many seem to think they are the bee's knees anyway. MWMs lack humility and have a maddening sense of entitlement.
1. I shared my thoughts on the subject, was ignored, then a MWM (Mediocre White Male) said the same thing and was praised. SMDH.

2. This Philosophy 101 class is loaded with MWMs.

3. The United States Congress has more MWMs than seems reasonable.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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