meat master 

a guy that can use his meat well

that guy last night was a real meat master

meat master by HellaCool July 22, 2006

Master meat handler 

A man who is either very good at cooking meat or well known for handling his cock with the ladies.

Jay is such a master meat handler he has the ladies lined up around the block.

Master meat handler by mack0100 July 21, 2015

meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master 

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.

My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.

meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master by angryboy July 24, 2006

Meat masher 

A meat masher is a particularly hard erection when a man wants to mate with another person

I've got a real meat masher on

Meat masher by qawsed123 April 14, 2011

Meat masher 

Meat Masher: An adjective describing a women who gives hand jobs often.

Damn that girl is a real Meat masher

Meat masher by T O A S T January 25, 2022

Meat mastery march

Third month of Sigma year. You may start feeling like a budhist monk, sharpened senses and control over your own thoughts always comes handy! The end goal is to master control over your own meat. It is still prohibited to jack off.

Mike:"James is on some buddhist shit I guess, bet it's the Meat mastery march."

Meat mastery march by chorbet November 15, 2022

Meat Masher 

when your so horny that you phone up EVERYBODY in your contacts.

I Had a meat masher fest all day yesterday

Meat Masher by AAustinMega October 2, 2019