meat drape 

vagina (like beef curtain)

She's had a Brazilian so you can see her meat drapes

meat drape by Giles September 23, 2003

meat drapes 

A womans large sagging set of pussy lips

I licked Suzy's nasty meat drapes.

meat drapes by Mr.Hairy Hungwell February 8, 2004

Meat Diaper 

That absorbent sheet they put under grocery store meats (like ground beef and pork chops) to absorb raw meat juices in the package.

You must carefully separate your steaks from the meat diaper before marinating.

Meat Diaper by Inventor's Daughter August 9, 2010

Meat Drapes 

Oversize vaginal lips (labia majora) that protrude or extend away from the body, unusually long they double as a nose warmer in colder climates and provide shade in sunny regions.

What's the 411 on that bitch you been shaggin? Dood, that bitch got some serious meat drapes in her drawers, first time I hit it I didn't know if I should tap it or eat it, reminded me of opening a roast beef samich, nasty.

Meat Drapes by Mill-ner side 2 July 8, 2009

meat diaper 

smearing a tube of ground chuck all over your gooch and anus, shitting and pissing into it, and cooking it in a spaghetti bolognese

hey Tony, what's for dinner tonight?

well, my girlfriend is bringing her family over and I've been sitting in this meat diaper for 72 hours. We could cook that up and give them a taste of Sicily

meat diaper by WarthogGoddess January 4, 2021

meat drapes 

the grotesque sagging butt cheeks of a slender usually caucasian male. refered to as this because the meatless flaps of skin tend to hang like drapes on these bespecticaled specimen.

peperoni says: gee whiz i sure do love michaels meat drapes

meat drapes by sweetpea420 July 20, 2010

meat drapes 

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.

1.My girl’s meat drapes can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s meat drapes around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat drapes stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa

meat drapes by smartyass March 24, 2010