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meat creep 

1. When your man isn’t horny but you want the dick so you be creeping on it.👀

2. (Meat creep Hoe) A girl who is creeping on anyone and everyone’s meat.
1.“Yo, bro, last night my girlfriend was being a total meat creep! She only creeping on my meat tho so😝”

2. “ Jenna is always thirsty for some dick, she’s such a meat creep,
meat creep by Meatchaser777 October 6, 2019
Words you can keep

Meat Creeper 

Meat Creeper: What a guy encounters when he slides his hand up the leg of what he previously thought was a woman.
Dude, I had the scare of my life with that chick from the party last night.

The unusually tall one?

Yeah, she wasn't what I thought.

What, you had a rendezvous with the Meat Creeper?
Meat Creeper by shakerrr March 14, 2011

Meat Creeper 

A Meat Creeper: When a guy runs his hand up the leg of what he thought was a girl, it's what creeps down to meet him half way.
Dude#1: Had a scary encounter with that chick after the party the other night.

Dude#2: What, the really tall one with the big hands?

Dude#1: Yeah, wound up back on her couch and was about to do the deed when I made a nasty discovery.

Dude#2: Oh no, she had a Meat Creeper?!!!
Meat Creeper by shakerrr March 19, 2011

Meat Creek 

Anal sex when your partner (reciever) of said anal sex has swamp ass.
Hey man, yeah last night, was going great with her. Until things got hot and heavy, by the end of the night I was swimming in meat creek.
Meat Creek by Stonedirt September 15, 2016
The exact opposite of a vegan. Someone who eats only meat and won't shut yhe fuck up about it. Ex. Joe Rogan.
PERSON 1 Did you listen to thw new JRE?
PERSON 2 I tried, but all he talks about is how he eats elk meat. He's a real meatcreep.
Meatcreep by Borgerking. September 15, 2023
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