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meat bicycle

1. A reference to kreig from borderlands

2. A term used to describe your penis

3. A bicycle made of meat (fucking sherlock)
1."I have the shiniest meat bicycle!"
2. "Hey, wanna come round and take a ride on my meat bicycle"
3."hey! I just killed some guy and made a bike outta his flesh! I call it the meat bicycle!"
meat bicycle by $hit talk3r November 12, 2017
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Shiniest meat bicycle 

Krieg from borderlands 2 has a really shiny meat bicycle
Krieg: "I have the shiniest meat bicycle"
Random bandit: "screams like a little girl and dies"

shiniest meat bicycle 

A vehicle with two or four limbs tandem, ears or hair for steering, a fleshy seat, and organs by which is is propelled.
“I have the shiniest meat bicycle!”

The meat bicycle

The male gets on a shoulder stand pose while the female balances herself with her feet on his. With a bicycle like movement she lowers herself to insert the penis into her vagina and cycle her legs, making the two constantly fuck like a meat bicycle.
My girlfriend and I did the meat bicycle in bed, what a workout.
The meat bicycle by steve33 January 18, 2020

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie 

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026