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McWhack-Attack

1.) The art of buying a Mcdouble at McDonalds, going to the bathroom, splitting the sandwhich, jizzing on a patty, and going up to someone whacking them in the face with both ends of the McDouble.

2.) When A male gets a casual Handjob in McDonalds from a random female.

Originated In State College, from the Classic S.S.F.
1.) "Oh my God, Leanne just got a McWhack-Attack from that guy in the panda suit!"

2.) "Every Friday, I got to McDonalds SMASHED at 3 in the Morning and get a McWhack-Attack from all the prostitutes.
Related Words
1. Being "whaled upon" Megaman style.
2. Being pelted by fresh or regurgitated ice cubes, pref. regurgitated.
1. "You've just been McWhaled, n00b."

2. "I was just walking down the street when this clown started spewing ice cubes at me. "
"yeah dude, it was crazy, you totally got McWhaled."
McWhaled by xXxAlexXx November 30, 2006

McWrecked 

1. The state of feeling simultaneously bloated but not full after pounding some mcdonnalds.

2. Being plowed by an irishman
I am hungry. Lets get McWrecked tonight.

I went to Collin's house. He McWrecked me.
McWrecked by Reddfawkes99 November 13, 2017