mclard 

fatso

ugh i’m literally mclard

mclard by mclard January 17, 2024

McLaren MP4-12C

A new McLaren hypercar that has the weirdest name ever. Coming out in 2011, the car has a carbon-fiber chasis and has an engine made by McLaren themselves unlike the last 2 cars they had (SLR and F1).

It will have a twin turbo 3.8litre V8 managing to get out 592 BHP from it and it will have some Formula 1 tech in it.

Dual clutch and obviously a flappy paddle gearbox.

The MP4 stands for McLaren Project 4, the chassis designation for all McLaren Formula 1 cars since 1981

The '12' refers to McLaren's internal Vehicle Performance Index through which it rates key performance criteria both for competitors and for its own cars.

And C is for Carbon since the car is mostly build out of, carbon fiber.

Forget what you know about sports cars.

The McLaren MP4-12C might not have the highest top speed, but it will surely wreck a Veyron in a proper track.

McLaren MP4-12C by Whyborg May 3, 2011

McCardboard 

Cardboard boxes that McDonald's throws out and lets people take for free

Get us 8 McDoubles and some McCardboard for the fire

McCardboard by Punky s October 18, 2010

Mclaren F1 

A car that is so extremely fast that it causes a rip in the space time continuum which in turn causes a resonate cascade scenario and all relative time stops in the car because of time dilation. Being able to afford one would require a wallet so large that the gravitation force from the wallet would cause the wallet to implode on itself and collapse into a black hole.

What the fuck was that flash that just went by?

Mclaren F1 by C-Dogg July 23, 2004

McTarded 

A McTarded person is someone who can't get a real job, and are so retarded that they end up in the fast food business for the rest of their lives.

Wow, that guy failed every school subject. He's so McTarded.

McTarded by CBIwolfe September 5, 2006

McLaren F1 

A super car that was the fastest in the world for a period of 12 years. Now has the title of fastest naturally aspirated car (no turbos or supers).

Still considered the ultimate road car by many people, and the best looking. There may be other cars faster (SSC Aero, Veyron) but somehow just aren't better.

If you have 1 million dollars the best thing you could possible do with it is buy a McLaren F1.

Most fun you can have with your pants on.

McLaren F1 by iXetsuei January 15, 2009

Big McLarge-Huge

A name used to denote someone who is very large, usually muscularly. First used in the Mystery Science Theater Episode riffing "Space Mutiny" as one of many names given to the main character, Dave Ryder, by the cast.

Dude, have you seen Big McLarge-Huge over there? He must be taking mad amounts of creatine, yo!

Big McLarge-Huge by DaveCross December 27, 2011