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McFuckface

1. A fuckface who works at McDonalds.

2. Any fuckface to whom one wants to talk down.

3. Phony last name used to replace someone's last name that begins with Mc-.

4. Jesus' dick, which feels better in the butt than in your mouth.
1. Guy: That McFuckface didn't give me any fries.

2. Guy: Excuse me, McFuckface, was I talking to you?

3. Guy 1: Hey, here comes Jim McFuckface!

Guy 2: Come on, man. His name's Jim McPeters.

4. Guy: I told you, put McFuckface in my ass! That's where it belongs!

Jesus: Fuck you! It's going in the mouth!
Words you can keep

mcfuckface

someone who is either a stupid fucker with a ugly face or just an asshole
my boss is a stupid mcfuckface
mcfuckface by cassieb October 25, 2007

Toolbag McFuckface

An insult, for when "tool" doesn't quite encompass the issue.
I'd love to go, but Toolbag McFuckface here is blocking the intersection.
Toolbag McFuckface by ivan009 November 27, 2009

Fucky McFuckface 

Phrase with negative connotation used to describe a negative situation, person, or event. Derivative of the word Fuck. Its structure is similar to that of a Scottish surname, but its usage neither requires nor implies that the its intended subject need be a Scot.
"Did you hear what Bill O'Reilly said the other day?"
"I sure did! I fucking hate that Fucky McFuckface!"
Fucky McFuckface by KilleR R0b0T February 14, 2010

Cunty McFuckface 

Name that replaces the birth name of "one of the lads" who has surpassed the normal boundaries of being a fuck face and no longer takes part in normal fuckery. He has become so much of an arrogant toss pot that his behaviour is now referred to as cunty and is renamed.
"What the fuck is Cunty McFuckface doing now?"
Cunty McFuckface by Big Stu May 16, 2016

Shitass mcfuckface

An offensive insult directed towards insulting their ass and face.
Hey shitass mcfuckface! You ate my food !”

McFuckFuck 

To have chicken nuggets in or around a dick or vignia.
Your a McFuckFuck
McFuckFuck by Mason Blackbird April 17, 2014
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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