The blue whale's anus can open 3.5 feet, making it the second largest asshole in the world next to Mitch McConnell.
I was so constipated from eating that cheeseball last night that my asshole stretched out to the size of Mitch McConnell when I took a shit this morning.
by Dr. Derpal J. Trump September 24, 2020
A little old man, he tends to work twice as hard as anyone else while only getting half as much done. He is very small, but a master of karate, his mind is his dojo, he floats like a butterfly and stings like a weaker butterfly.
Man, I wouldn't fight Tim Lamay if I were you, he's a scary dude!
Are you kidding? He's a regular Brad McConnell
Are you kidding? He's a regular Brad McConnell
by RoderC January 8, 2019
A hugely talented musician who seems to always be giving to some form of charity. Bassist of Babyshambles, singer/guitarist/bassist/founder of Helsinki, and off to form some other amazing band soon.
Is there anything Drew McConnell can't do?
by A Dismal Caricature June 15, 2008
Jamie Mcconnell is someone from Belfast who goes by the name “Black Moose” he is an aspiring pornographer who lost his virginity at the ripe age of 26.
by Ya Boi is thicc November 15, 2019
by Snagglewaggles January 14, 2021
Oh yeah, Mitch feels passionately about King Trump remaining on the throne - but the McConnell Mask is always in place.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2019