The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.

McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.

See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
by dgRonbo April 13, 2021
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When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
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Being a soulless ginger. Often getting angry for no reason. Typically not that smart.
Omg, quit being a Kevin McConnell.
by The General Manager April 4, 2016
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A nickname was coined for Republican Senator Mitch McConnel on TikTok because he kept having Brain farts & freeze on air in front of cameras in press conferences & gets escorted of stage, too fuckin’ old to serve & just won’t retire!
Did you see Glitch McConnel malfunction on the News last night, that shit funny AF!
by Rashi.Chai August 30, 2023
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