mcchiddle

First of all, the Mc doesn’t stand for what you think, this “thing” is a DJ during the hours of 1a-4a.
Chi means that he was reborn at the Vatican in Chicago.

The DD means that this dude won’t even think about taking you on a date unless then thangs be bouncing around to the tune of double Ds.

And the Le basically just means that at the end of the night, he is Le tired.

That’s a nice mcchiddle

mcchiddle by Luka jr August 22, 2023

The McCrindle 

the act of attempting to fit an entire girl's breast in one's mouth. generally involves grotesque sounds.

"Dude, I totally pulled the McCrindle on Rhiannon last night"

The McCrindle by movies&tvstore March 15, 2010

Michael McDiddle 

An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.

"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."

Michael McDiddle by MugsyBogus May 23, 2013

McGriddle 

|Verb| - To McGriddle is to order a breakfast sandwich such as McDonald's McGriddle and let it cool off while still in the wrapper. Then, after it has reached room temperate and you are feeling energetic, tuck the breakfast sandwich up under your nutsack and do 20 minutes of cardio to warm it back up and then give it to someone to else like you just bought them a free, hot sandwich. Naturally, they will be overjoyed and hastily gobble it down, while you feel a delightful sense of personal satisfaction in admiring your McGriddling handiwork.

Yeah bro, I McGriddled the shit out Dylan the other morning! That mother fucker smoked my last joint.

McGriddle by Jaunty Diggles July 25, 2019

Battle for Caution's McGriddle 

An object show about 20 fucking stupid objects battling for a shitty McGriddle. The worst character is OHGEE$Y. I mean, seriously. He's the worst.

Friend 1: "I'm in such a good mood today! I think I'll go play some golf!"
Friend 2: "Before you go, do you want to watch Battle for Caution's McGriddle with me? A new episode just came out today."
Friend 1: "DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!"

*Friend 1 cracks Friend 2's head open with his golf club.*

Battle for Caution's McGriddle by Marguerite117 October 2, 2021

mcgriddle bob 

when you fu*k up. its wat you will be known as. also if you order the wrong thing at mcdonalds.

When did we ever get mcgriddle bob?

mcgriddle bob by Jose Dat Rican Ya Digg May 21, 2008

McGriddle 

A breakfast menu offer at McDonalds that is hated by many, and beloved by many more.

A very popular topic on Tucker Max's website; also seen in his book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.

Tucker Max: "Dude--That thing looks disgusting. It has to be nasty, with the syrup shit in it. What is that?"

Sling Blade : "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didnt add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."

Tucker Max : "So you like them?"

Sling Blade: "if you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth."

McGriddle by Fratty St. Patty March 11, 2009