mayonnaise monkey 

Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.

Look at those alt-right, mayonnaise monkeys, trying to pretend they're superior!

mayonnaise monkey by Slippery Weasel January 23, 2017

Mayonnaise Monkey 

The white person's N word

P1 "Hey it's my favourite Mayonnaise Monkey"
P2"Whassup"

Mayonnaise Monkey by Luke_Footwick13 May 9, 2022

Mayonnaise monkey 

Racist slur targeted towards white people.

It is probably less used than other's such as Cracker.

Look at that mayonnaise monkey walking in our hood!

Mayonnaise monkey by Kubaj_CZ July 9, 2022

Mayonnaise monkey 

White person

Yo Ethan Is such a mayonnaise monkey-Andon

Mayonnaise monkey by Kkkmember62 January 5, 2022

Mayonnaise Monkey 

A way to call someone white, or just to call them something else other than a cracker.

Jared is such a mayonnaise monkey, he thinks he owns everything.

Mayonnaise Monkey by Defining dude March 14, 2022

monkey mayonnaise

Spermagucci; Semenaise, White Custard, The juicy filling inside every penis.

She got me so horny, I was like "Girl, you wanna try sum of my monkey mayonnaise up on your shit?" She was like "Boy, gimme sum of that good sauce!"

monkey mayonnaise by Honkey Tonk Ba Donk A Donk January 28, 2010

mayonaise monkey 

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory

yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees

mayonaise monkey by cze August 9, 2005