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Someone with a tight ass who fucked ur mom
Maukau is lit
maukau by Ajndkksgako November 21, 2021
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Mauka (mow-kah) means on the mountain side of the road in the context of directions in Hawaii.
Kealakehe High School is mauka Queen K Highway.
mauka by HawaiiColorado September 24, 2013
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it is in latvian language _bitch_
tu esi maza mauka -- u are little bitch
mauka by little bitch August 25, 2003
A group of revolutionary Africans led by former Kenyan president Jomo Kenyata that used underground tactics to drive the white man out of their land. The actual word is an accronym standing for -Mzungu Aenda Ulaya Muafrica Apata Uhuru-. Meaning -White man go abroad African Find Freedom/liberty.

The MAUMAU were the first revolutionary organization to use violence against the whites' oppressions.
MAUMAU by Faisal_156 April 12, 2007
1. to coerce with rough treatment

2.a ruffian or other troublesome person
(from a Kenyan terrorist group of the 1950's)

They tried to maumau him into lying in court.
maumau by Light Joker July 18, 2007

makaujsha 

a cute ass girl who is in love with mostly wilfre’s
OMG IS THAT MAKAUJSHA SHE IS SO COOL AND CUTE
makaujsha by makaujsha October 21, 2019
Person 1: ouuu, he’s cute. Who’s that?
Person 2: no girl. That’s Makauri, Kylah’s husband.
makauri by redhead girl next door November 19, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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