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Maui Wowi 

Oral sex in which a slice of pineapple is placed around the penis and whip cream is placed on top. The girl eats the pineapple slice and whip cream while blowing the guy. Ideally the girl eats the last bite of pineapple and her man's whip cream together. Extra bonus if you she says MAUI WOWI with the pineapple and cream in her mouth.

Comes from the Hawaiian chain MAUI WOWI smoothies...
When I was in Hawaii I got a legit Maui Wowi from a local babe.
Maui Wowi by lllakagjjsdgsd May 30, 2017
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Maui Wowi 

An exclamation of excitement or happiness upon winning or completing a difficult trial.
Maui Wowi, that was a gas!
Maui Wowi by elrey2323 April 7, 2023

Maui Wowie

Some very fine, Positively THC-Infested weed which can be bought from dealers returning from Hawaii. The only true,dank-ass Mauie Wowie is found in Maui, Hawaii. It's usually sticky, a deep, bright green, and crawling with red and orange THC Hairs. The most recent Maui Wowie was received by Michael Hansen from direct locals.
Dude. My eyes are chinked. musta been that Maui Wowie.
Maui Wowie by Skunk Nuggets January 19, 2007

Maui Wowie

Better than average kula-grown buds. also the name of a local candy bar.
Hey, I brought back a 40 sack of maui wowie from my vacation. I had to strap it to my nads to get it through airport security, so it my smell a bit nastier than usual.
Maui Wowie by Sancho July 30, 2003

Maui wowie

An extremly potient strain of marijuana, usually grown in Hawaii
Hey bro, I just got some sweet geba

What kind is it?

Maui wowie

Ill get Billy Bong Thorten
Maui wowie by herbguy September 17, 2010

maui wowie

Weed from maui, commonly more expensive than other kinds.
Ex 1. Hey is party is wack lets get some maui wowie to spice it up.

Ex 2. Mike has a medical marijuana case, he always get his first pick which is maui wowie.

Maui Wowie

An actual brand of catnip sold in pet stores.
"I gave my cat that Maui Wowie 'nip, and she passed out for two days!"
Maui Wowie by wmdkitty January 2, 2009
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