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Matwagon 

A cool looking but rather smelly manatee that resembles young of a meerkat
Person 1: "Yadadoodle! Look at that matwagon!"

Person 2: "I know. Such a fine and unique species."
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matwagon 

A smelly but cool looking manatee who closely resembles the young of a meerkat
Person 1: "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Look at that meerkat!"

Person 2: "No, that's a manatee!"

Person 3: "No. That is obviously a matwagon. A matwagon is a manatee that closely resembles a baby meerkat."

Person 1 and 2: "WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW!"

Manwagoner 

Girls who suddenly view people as "man-candy" because of their recent success
Girl who used to support the Heat: omg Steph Curry's amazing 😍 I've always been a fan of him and the Warriors
Diehard Warriors fan: Nah fuck you,
Bartholomew: Manwagoners these days...
Manwagoner by eyeyey3200 October 13, 2015

meatwagon 

When a woman is considered to be among the best looking .
A woman who you would consider an ideal swimsuit model . (This term is generally used by dirty-minded males )
meatwagon by Hef June 20, 2005

12th Manwagoner 

A derogatory term for bandwagon fans of the Seattle Seahawks, an American football team in the NFL.

The "12th Man" is the team-sponsored name for the fan base of the Seahawks. Once the team had some consistent success in the 2012 and 2013 seasons, (led by an excellent defensive corps and running game), then ultimately winning the Superbowl at the end of the '13 season, an astonishing amount of loud and proud "12th Man" fans appeared everywhere around Seattle and most of the Pacific Northwest.

12th Manwagoners are easy to spot as they will be only wearing a number 12 jersey, sporting green and blue face paint and/or hair coloring, and screaming "BEAST MODE" or "L. O. B." incessantly while spitting Skittles out of their mouth.

They will also cock their head to the side and look very confused if you ask them anything about Steve Largent, the old AFC West, or ask them to speak in detail about any team history before 2011.
"I thought Lauren was from Michigan and a Detroit Lions fan?"

"Well she *was* last year, but this season, once the Hawks got back to the Superbowl, she became a 12th Manwagoner."

"Christ almighty. Like she wasn't already enough of an annoying cunt. "
12th Manwagoner by SinDonor dammit February 4, 2014

meatwagon22 

A nice YouTuber that plays with Gunns4hire on zombies and mine craft and much much more
Meatwagon22 is the Best youtuber ever!
meatwagon22 by ItsYahBoyZee January 17, 2018

meatwagon 

When a woman is among the best looking . ( This term is generally used among dirty-minded males )
Female supermodel .The very best looking ladies to be a swimsuit model . Most gorgeous females .
meatwagon by Hef June 20, 2005
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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