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matwagon

A smelly but cool looking manatee who closely resembles the young of a meerkat
Person 1: "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Look at that meerkat!"

Person 2: "No, that's a manatee!"

Person 3: "No. That is obviously a matwagon. A matwagon is a manatee that closely resembles a baby meerkat."

Person 1 and 2: "WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW!"
by Bartholomew Bartholomew Wahoo December 10, 2023
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Matwagon

A cool looking but rather smelly manatee that resembles young of a meerkat
Person 1: "Yadadoodle! Look at that matwagon!"

Person 2: "I know. Such a fine and unique species."
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Manwagoner

Girls who suddenly view people as "man-candy" because of their recent success
Girl who used to support the Heat: omg Steph Curry's amazing 😍 I've always been a fan of him and the Warriors
Diehard Warriors fan: Nah fuck you,
Bartholomew: Manwagoners these days...
by eyeyey3200 October 13, 2015
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meatwagon

When a woman is considered to be among the best looking .
A woman who you would consider an ideal swimsuit model . (This term is generally used by dirty-minded males )
by Hef June 20, 2005
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12th Manwagoner

A derogatory term for bandwagon fans of the Seattle Seahawks, an American football team in the NFL.

The "12th Man" is the team-sponsored name for the fan base of the Seahawks. Once the team had some consistent success in the 2012 and 2013 seasons, (led by an excellent defensive corps and running game), then ultimately winning the Superbowl at the end of the '13 season, an astonishing amount of loud and proud "12th Man" fans appeared everywhere around Seattle and most of the Pacific Northwest.

12th Manwagoners are easy to spot as they will be only wearing a number 12 jersey, sporting green and blue face paint and/or hair coloring, and screaming "BEAST MODE" or "L. O. B." incessantly while spitting Skittles out of their mouth.

They will also cock their head to the side and look very confused if you ask them anything about Steve Largent, the old AFC West, or ask them to speak in detail about any team history before 2011.
"I thought Lauren was from Michigan and a Detroit Lions fan?"

"Well she *was* last year, but this season, once the Hawks got back to the Superbowl, she became a 12th Manwagoner."

"Christ almighty. Like she wasn't already enough of an annoying cunt. "
by SinDonor dammit February 4, 2014
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meatwagon22

A nice YouTuber that plays with Gunns4hire on zombies and mine craft and much much more
Meatwagon22 is the Best youtuber ever!
by ItsYahBoyZee January 17, 2018
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meatwagon

When a woman is among the best looking . ( This term is generally used among dirty-minded males )
Female supermodel .The very best looking ladies to be a swimsuit model . Most gorgeous females .
by Hef June 20, 2005
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